A man forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then write a Hallmark Christmas movie of it’s own. The result is hilarious.

The Hallmark Channel began airing its Christmas-themed romance movies on Halloween, and added 36 brand new Christmas movies to its lineup this year.

Keaton Patti shared the first page of the epic hypothetical Hallmark Christmas movie, appropriately titled “The Christmas on Christmas” on his Twitter account.

There is no word yet if the Hallmark Channel intends to turn the bot-written script into a feature.