A Florida woman was surprised to find a naked man standing on her back porch Friday morning.
Pennelope Pettersen said she opened the blinds first thing in the morning to see if her cat was outside.
“I always look first. I opened the blinds and said, ‘What the hell? That’s not my cat,’” Pettersen told WFTV.
A former security and law enforcement employee, Pettersen acted quickly to scare the intruder off her property.
She popped out her dentures.
“Grandma no teeth!” she shouted.
The naked man was apprehended and identified as 28 year old Axel Rivera, who was charged with burglary and exposing sexual organs.
The prosecutor at his hearing on Friday said alcohol may have been a factor in his behavior.